I think the most valuable invention created during my lifetime is text messaging. I think texting is valuable because it is another way of communicating. Texting comes in handy when you are in places where you are not allowed to talk. You can simply send text messages. They are quiet, and they do not disturb people by making noise like talking on the phone does. Instead of calling someone just to tell them a simple message like, “are you home?”, you can text it. It doesn’t take as long as making a phone call, and the person can answer you whenever they have time.










Youngums

Dentelle: Want to look young again, but don’t know how?

Assistant: Yes, of course i do!

Dentelle: Well the search is overrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Assistant: WHAt?!?! What you talking bout?

Dentelle: Well, Dentelle Incorporated has now discovered a way to get you looking young again in a pop! (Pop Yol Bubble now Dentelle)

Assistant: in a pop?

Dantelle: Why yes my friend! At Dentelle Incorporated, a new type of chewing gum is being produced that contains a new, special ingredient.

Assistant: What’s the special ingredient?

Dentelle: Wellllllll, to tell you the truth, it is high quality H 2 O! harvested from the fountain of youth itself! Each piece of bubblegum is filled with the water. One piece of gum will make you look ten years younger for about four hours.

Assistant: WOW! That’s amazing! That’s too incredible to be true!

Dentelle: Don’t believe us? Try some now! To order your box of 20 pieces of youngums, call 1-800-YOUNGUM. That’s (1-800-968-6486), to order your box of youngums for only 19.99! call now and we will include an extra box for FREE! You heard it! FREE! Operators are standing by!

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Public Service Announcement

This week is national women’s week! Women all across America should take advantage of this day to learn about women just like them who sacrificed much to change the way society looks at women. Brave women over the years have stood up against the social norms to do what they thought was right. These women have set a great example for all young girls and women. Women in the past had to work very hard to earn the rights that women have today. Two important women in history that exceeded the expectations of women at the time are Sally Ride and Mae Jemison. Sally ride was the youngest person at the time to go to outer space. She was also the first American woman to do so. She served as a role model for Mae Jemison. Jemison was the first African American woman to go to outer space. Being African American, she had to face much racial discrimination on her journey to become a success. Being a woman made it even harder. She stuck with her goal and did not give up even through the hardships she faced, even after she was once turned down by NASA. Their efforts, along with many other women, have made life much easier for women today, and we should take this week to recognize and honor them.